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YOU DON'T SAY?! is dedicated to the memory of my father, Dr. Ernest Ely. Not only did he encourage his children in their love of the outdoors, he taught us our responsibility as stewards of the land to conserve and protect her natrual resources. You don't say, Dad!

A Little Horticulture Humor*  *emphasis on "little"

Q: What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener? 
A: A Snap Dragon.

Q: What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars?
A: A pink carnation.


Q: What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? 
A: A rash of good luck.

You Don't Say?!

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